"The ways we miss our lives are life."
@1 year ago with 1634 notes
n. the practice of answering a cellphone with a generic “Hello?” as if you didn’t already know exactly who was calling—which is a little like the egg requirement that marketers added to early cake mixes in the 1950s, an antiquated extra step that’s only there to reassure you that it’s an authentic homecooked meal, just like grandma used to make.
The bicycle is a devilish paraphernalia that destroys the youth – and lures them into rolling around on the roads every single night and on Sundays.
@2 years ago
Parents and husbands no longer know where their children and servants are. They roam for miles to parties and dance, get drunk and uppity because of this gad about machinery. They fight and sin and impregnate girls from foreign parishes whom they don’t even know.
Recording incremental progress in my programming projects. P.
Regarding the Silly Text Adventure:
Tonight I re-wrote the command input engine to accept any string of text. It will understand and execute your desires so long as there is at least either exactly one cardinal direction in which to move you or exactly 1 item and 1 approved transitive verb to do to that item. Woo!
@2 years ago
do the MC Hammer Slide north
(Source: allston)@1 year ago with 17 notes